Average Joe - Promo ft. The Rules
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Music by Average Joe Music Ltd
Mastered by Sam Bloor

Video by Pig Media
Director: Beth Rowland
Director of Photography: Patrick Walsh
Producer: George Masom
Art Director: Olivia Rowland
Camera: Pawel Warchol
BTS Footage: Natalie Willatt
Set Build: Richard Redwin
Supporting Actress: Eve Elle
Assistant Director: Chelsea Toye
Runners: Ralph Rodovalho & Shae Rhiannon
Special thanks to B arts for letting us use their building

PROMO

Where’s the rider?
And where the fuck is my money?
Do you know who you’re talking to?
Do you know who I am?

I’m a singer in a rock n roll band
I’m breaking hearts all across the land
I read the plan on the back of god’s hand
I don’t think you understand
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up!

Alright let’s have it
I’m not your average guy that was just a lie
To disguise the monster that lurks behind my eyes
If you get up real close you’ll see a fire burning bright
And of a night I flick a switch and Dr Jekyll turns to Hyde
My best friend’s a bottle, I’m a bar fight kind of guy
Yeah I’m old school with a pool cue
I don’t wait in line I just stroll through
Haven’t the time I don’t owe you
Follow the crowd like you’re supposed to
After the show buy a poster
Make sure you take a good photo
I might use it for my promo
And if you don’t know, then where’ve you been I’m Average Joe

I’m a singer in a rock n roll band
I’m breaking hearts all across the land
I read the plan on the back of god’s hand
I don’t think you understand
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up!

Well if you want to see a bleeding heart
Then take it from me because I wear it on my sleeve
It’s a four-track ep, all about me n mine
I’m an industry wet dream
Man of mystery, I’m writing history, whilst pissed out of my tree
You see it all comes naturally to me
It’s like I’ve got a rock star disease
But I guess it’s not contagious
I ain’t heard no top shit in ages
Quick! Fetch the vloggers and call the papers
There’s a new kid on the block and he’s looking dangerous

I’m a singer in a rock n roll band
I’m breaking hearts all across the land
I read the plan on the back of god’s hand
I don’t think you understand
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up!

I’d invite you to the after-party but there isn’t one
Just me, my mouth and a sawn-off shotgun
You can come if you want, but I doubt that you’ll have fun
You see when all’s said and done, when all the songs have been sung and all the drink’s been drunk
You can all go home and say well “that were good”, but I’ll still be stuck here with a deficit of love
Cuz I poured it all out
And it still wasn’t enough
I’m burning on a cross that I made from rotting wood
But I guess you work with what you’ve got and what I’ve got works good

I’m a singer in a rock n roll band
I’m breaking hearts all across the land
I read the plan on the back of god’s hand
I don’t think you understand
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up
I’m just getting warmed up!

Right, listen, if you don’t get me that rider, that television is going through the fucking window